Quotes about Family Guy

Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie...

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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway,...

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Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

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Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For...

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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian:...

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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

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Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE...

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