Quotes about Family Guy

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man...

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Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire

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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...

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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here,...

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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes!...

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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie

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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...

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I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

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Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could...

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