If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Forget You
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Rudeness
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.#Facebook, #Relationships, #Relationships
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...#Animals, #Cruelty, #Facebook
If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #God
