“Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!Quote by Colin MochrieTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about MurderShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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