We're all gonna die, Lis.

Quote by Bart Simpson

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What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

Eat my shorts!!

Eat my shorts!!

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.