You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

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I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...