So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her down at the same exact time.

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Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

GRENADE WHISTLE!

GRENADE WHISTLE!

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

It's T-Shirt time.

It's T-Shirt time.

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

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