I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

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You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

FREE SNOOKI!!!

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

It's T-Shirt time.

It's T-Shirt time.

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

GRENADE WHISTLE!

GRENADE WHISTLE!

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...