A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Quote by John Barrymore

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If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...