Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention without having to actually show up somewhere... You don't have to dress up, for instance, and you can't hear them boo you right away.

Quote by Anne Lamott

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Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats...

When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats...

We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict...

We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict...

I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a...

I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets...

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets...

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and...

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry...

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry...

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took...

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children...

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for...

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for...

God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.

God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.