You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.
Quote by Joshua Estrin
When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters).
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is...
The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...
To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1)...
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind,...
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
Humor tells you where the trouble is.
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with...
Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with...
Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...
Keep going forward... Know that any hardship you carry on your shoulder will soon turn...
People come into your life and people leave it... you just have to trust that...