You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.

Quote by Joshua Estrin

Topics: Humor Quotes, Inspirational Quotes

When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's...

When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an...

If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an...

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our...

Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our...

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached...

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached...

The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a...

The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a...

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice.

Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of...

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of...

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are...

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are...

You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason...

You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason...

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....