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Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?