Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!

Quote by Ned Flanders

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Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.