Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!

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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...