A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...