A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the...

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the...

You will never win if you never begin.

You will never win if you never begin.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the...

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very...

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

If you trust before you try, you may repent before you die.

If you trust before you try, you may repent before you die.

And now I depart hence condemned by you to suffer the penalty of death, and...

And now I depart hence condemned by you to suffer the penalty of death, and...

Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles...

Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...