I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

Quote by Burt Reynolds

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My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson...

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson...

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.