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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

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When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson...

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson...

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.