What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Quote by Oliver Herford
Oliver Herford Quotes
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Only the young die good.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...
Many are called but few get up.
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.