Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Quote by Oliver Herford
Oliver Herford Quotes
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Many are called but few get up.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
There is no time like the pleasant.
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
Only the young die good.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe...
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back...
I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.