Many are called but few get up.
Quote by Oliver Herford
Oliver Herford Quotes
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
There is no time like the pleasant.
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...
If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin'...
Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...