A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.
Quote by Oliver Herford
Oliver Herford Quotes
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Only the young die good.
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
There is no time like the pleasant.
Many are called but few get up.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.