I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted...

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted...

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old...

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old...

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of...

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of...

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are...

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are...

Humor tells you where the trouble is.

Humor tells you where the trouble is.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch...

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch...

Gags die, humor doesn't

Gags die, humor doesn't

The inspired scribbler always has the gift for gossip in our common usage he or...

The inspired scribbler always has the gift for gossip in our common usage he or...

There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it...

There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.

When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...