Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Quote by Ellie Katz

Topics: Humor Quotes, Illness Quotes

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...

In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...

Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads...

Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads...

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.

The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

For age is opportunity no less than youth itself, though in another dress, and as...

For age is opportunity no less than youth itself, though in another dress, and as...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...