You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...