They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

Men must know their limitations.

Men must know their limitations.

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you,...

If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you,...

I go from exasperation to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from...

I go from exasperation to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from...

It`s not so much that they don`t want me to grow up. It`s that they`re...

It`s not so much that they don`t want me to grow up. It`s that they`re...