They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper...

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper...

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at...

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at...

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.

You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.

Aint nothin like ridin a fine horse in new country.

Aint nothin like ridin a fine horse in new country.

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats. Nothing else matters.

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats. Nothing else matters.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Necking with Marilyn Monroe is like kissing Hitler

Necking with Marilyn Monroe is like kissing Hitler