They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife...

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a...

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a...

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

When I was doing 'This Boy's Life' I wanted to be as old as Robert...

When I was doing 'This Boy's Life' I wanted to be as old as Robert...