There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

Topics: Marriage Quotes

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

Men must know their limitations.

Men must know their limitations.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

The divide of race has been America's constant curse. Each new wave of immigrants gives...

The divide of race has been America's constant curse. Each new wave of immigrants gives...

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don't buy this CD. I...

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don't buy this CD. I...