There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

Topics: Marriage Quotes

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper...

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

Men must know their limitations.

Men must know their limitations.

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at...

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...