I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...
Live your life and forget your age.
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.
Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...
Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were...
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but...
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
If it takes the entire army and navy to deliver a postal card in Chicago,...
There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...