I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else
Quote by Josh Billings
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man...
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice...
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to...
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for...
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God...
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
Language is power that gets abused all the time, Robin, but we've got real enemies...
People who change their religion should face the death penalty.