Golf always makes me so damned angry

Quote by King George V

Topics: Golf Quotes

After I am dead, the boy will ruin himself in twelve months.

After I am dead, the boy will ruin himself in twelve months.

I have many times asked myself whether there can be more potent advocates of peace...

I have many times asked myself whether there can be more potent advocates of peace...

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

I venture to allude to the impression which seemed generally to prevail among their brethren...

I venture to allude to the impression which seemed generally to prevail among their brethren...

Is it possible that my people live in such awful conditions? I tell you, Mr...

Is it possible that my people live in such awful conditions? I tell you, Mr...

How is the Empire?

How is the Empire?

My father was frightened of his mother; I was frightened of my father, and I...

My father was frightened of his mother; I was frightened of my father, and I...

Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of...

Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of...

Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so...

Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

For the first time I felt like they used to feel when they played with...

For the first time I felt like they used to feel when they played with...

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.

I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.

Focus on remedies, not faults.

Focus on remedies, not faults.

Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part...

Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part...

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...