Where the hell's Jane?

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Golf Quotes

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the...

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the...

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the...

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the...

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....

The name speaks for itself. He stands for all the good there is ingolf.

The name speaks for itself. He stands for all the good there is ingolf.

No Trevino speaks Mexican.

No Trevino speaks Mexican.