Where the hell's Jane?

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Golf Quotes

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...

My first wedding makes me proud in front of people.

My first wedding makes me proud in front of people.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want...

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want...

Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters

Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

A woman of fortune being used the handling of money, spends it judiciously; but a...

A woman of fortune being used the handling of money, spends it judiciously; but a...

To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together,...

To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together,...

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....