Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Marriage Quotes, War Quotes

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

Each shot is important.

Each shot is important.

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

Golf always makes me so damned angry

Golf always makes me so damned angry

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was...

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was...

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

If a course needs to be in great condition to be played effectively,then the design...

If a course needs to be in great condition to be played effectively,then the design...

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe;...

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe;...

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...

The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.

The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.