Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Marriage Quotes, War Quotes

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

I'm about as concerned as Jack would be if he read that I was practicing...

I'm about as concerned as Jack would be if he read that I was practicing...

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf...

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf...

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the...

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the...

The value of routine; trusting your swing.

The value of routine; trusting your swing.