Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British and all European society now is

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really...

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really...

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure...

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure...

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time

The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.