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Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that...
#Russell Baker
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have...
#Russell Baker
It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except...
#Law And Lawyers
The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time
#Law And Lawyers
Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the...
#Russell Baker
Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British...
#Country
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#Problems
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#Trouble
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
#Russell Baker
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
#Goals
Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...
#Russell Baker
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...
#Education
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#Learning
Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...
#Parenting
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on canned laughter grafted by gaglines by...
#Laughter
I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began...
#Russell Baker
A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is...
#Happiness
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#Problems
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#Solution
In America nothing dies easier than tradition.
#Russell Baker
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
#Russell Baker
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...
#Russell Baker
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really...
#Russell Baker
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