The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

Quote by John Barrymore

Topics: Women Quotes

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

Romantic love, in pornography as in life, is the mythic celebration of female negation. For...

Romantic love, in pornography as in life, is the mythic celebration of female negation. For...

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Women are cursed and men are the proof.

Women are cursed and men are the proof.