The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

Quote by John Barrymore

Topics: Women Quotes

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.

Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.

Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were made...

Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were made...

What has faded, is already lost

What has faded, is already lost