Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?

Quote by Jay Leno

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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg,...

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg,...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...