Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?

Quote by Jay Leno

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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg,...

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg,...

President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...

President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see...