Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Quote by Rita Rudner

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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're...

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're...

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to...

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to...

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the...

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the...

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child....

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child....

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears...

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite:...

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite:...

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told...

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told...

A friend is like a seat-belt, you may not always need them, but they will...

A friend is like a seat-belt, you may not always need them, but they will...

Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will...

Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will...

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.