The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Funerals Quotes

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

I can give you a definite perhaps

I can give you a definite perhaps

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up...

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up...

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.