The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Funerals Quotes

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

Include me out.

Include me out.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I never liked you, and I always will.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.