The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Funerals Quotes

Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...

Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

Include me out.

Include me out.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.

Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.

From the time I was 7 or 8 years old, we were the roughest knockabout...

From the time I was 7 or 8 years old, we were the roughest knockabout...

I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm a one-man idiot.