The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Funerals Quotes

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...

Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

No agency is better than its account executives.

No agency is better than its account executives.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I never liked you, and I always will.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.