Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

I can give you a definite perhaps

I can give you a definite perhaps

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I just want to keep doing what I'm doing and hopefully people will watch my...

I just want to keep doing what I'm doing and hopefully people will watch my...

The awkward moment when a film says, 'Based on a true story.' and it automatically...

The awkward moment when a film says, 'Based on a true story.' and it automatically...