The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Human Nature Quotes
She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.
What we don't understand we can make mean anything.
Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.
The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...
Real discoveries come from chaos.
Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...
The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...
What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.
The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...
Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.
If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
Masochism is a valuable job skill.
If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...
Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.
Whatever advice you give, be short.
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden.