The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, thereÃs no storage problem.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Sex Quotes

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

There is a great deal of human nature in man.

There is a great deal of human nature in man.

Help someone, you earn a friend. Help someone too much, you make an enemy.

Help someone, you earn a friend. Help someone too much, you make an enemy.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...