For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Sex Quotes

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

I must be the only person in America that every time -- I pay the...

I must be the only person in America that every time -- I pay the...

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted...

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted...