The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote by Oliver Herford
Oliver Herford Quotes
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
Only the young die good.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Many are called but few get up.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
I dread no more the first white in my hair, Or even age itself, the...
I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...