The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says. Like Tyler says, even a souffle' looks pumped.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Self Improvement Quotes

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.