Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

The essence of all slavery consists in taking the product of another's labor by force....

The essence of all slavery consists in taking the product of another's labor by force....

Speech is power: speech is to persuade, to convert, to compel. It is to bring...

Speech is power: speech is to persuade, to convert, to compel. It is to bring...