Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

And the men were afraid, because they were brought into Joseph's house; and they said,...

And the men were afraid, because they were brought into Joseph's house; and they said,...

Remember that credit is money.

Remember that credit is money.