Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Death Quotes, Funerals Quotes

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange...

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange...

There is no such thing as death. In nature nothing dies. From each sad remnant...

There is no such thing as death. In nature nothing dies. From each sad remnant...