Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Death Quotes, Funerals Quotes

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

In heaven I yearn for knowledge, account all else inanity; On earth I confess an...

In heaven I yearn for knowledge, account all else inanity; On earth I confess an...

We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth's creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away our...

We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth's creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away our...