You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should...
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it...
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to...
Example is better than following it.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Acquaintance is a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor and obscure,...
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of...