You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and...
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to...
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to...
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of...
Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to...
LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his...
There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person --a method by which a...
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
Sit quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.
I have no use for people who throw there weight around as celebrities, or for...