You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care...
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Tariff: a scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the...
SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or...
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...
Laughter is an interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate...
There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Incompatibility: In matrimony, a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to...
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as...
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...
Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...
Optimism is a psychological disorder exhibited by those out of touch with reality