The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet...

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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!

I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which...

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which...

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that...

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that...

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like...

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like...

I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save...

Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save...

I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's...

I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's...

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2,...

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2,...

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be...

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be...

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.

Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do,...

Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do,...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I...

I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I...

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then...

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then...

For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to...

For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to...