Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save you.

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I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that...

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that...

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one...

The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one...

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!

I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which...

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which...

I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's...

I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's...

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like...

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like...

I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.