That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

Quote by Christopher Moore

Topics: Irony Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes

Children see magic because they look for it.

Children see magic because they look for it.

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is...

Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is...

Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.

Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.

I love it when women come up to me and tell me I'm a positive...

I love it when women come up to me and tell me I'm a positive...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Children learn to smile from their parents.

Children learn to smile from their parents.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember...

Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and...

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and...

Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem....

Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem....

We have neither the pretension to solve all the problems of these deaf children nor...

We have neither the pretension to solve all the problems of these deaf children nor...

But I can tell you what I believe: When tens of thousands of innocent souls...

But I can tell you what I believe: When tens of thousands of innocent souls...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

Allow children to be happy in their own way, for what better way will they...

Allow children to be happy in their own way, for what better way will they...

Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that...

Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that...

Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.

Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.

Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.