This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Samuel Goldwyn Quotes

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I can give you a definite perhaps

I can give you a definite perhaps

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.