My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Quote by Walter Matthau

Topics: Doctors Quotes, Funny Quotes, Living Quotes

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the...

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the...

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with...

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with...

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always...

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always...

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.